Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
- Can you hack into my school and change my grades for me?
- Which programming language would you recommend?
- Where do you live? / What's your AIM? / Etc...
- What operating system do you recommend?
- What type of computer do you have?
- How did you get to be the elite hacker you are today?
- Can you build a website/hack a website for me?
- Why do you like Linkin Park so much?
- What is this Linux/UNIX thing all about?
Q: Can you hack into my school and change my grades for me?
A: No. I had to do it on my own for my failing PE grade, and it was really, really hard. Plus, I don't want to run the risk of getting caught. Read through my site, and these answers will come to you.
Q: Which programming language would you recommend?
A: This depends on what you're trying to do. For writing viruses and whatnot, I prefer to use something advanced like QBasic or Visual Basic. If you're hacking a website however, learn ASP. Most sites on the internet use that because it is Microsoft, and it is the best. Unfortunately, ASP is a solid and secure platform, so you'll have to dig into it pretty deep to hack most websites running it.
Q: Where do you live? / What's your AIM? / Etc...
A: The feds are always on the prowl for well-known hackers like me. You think I would give that information about myself away like that? If you need to contact me, do it via e-mail here.
Q: What operating system do you recommend?
A: I myself am using the newest version of Microsoft Windows, which is Vista. However, I wouldn't recommend it. Vista is relatively new as of now, and you have to know what you're doing in order to facilitate the power within it. I recommend using Windows XP for the beginners, since it's more familiar and stable.
Q: What type of computer do you have?
A: I am currently running an Alienware. They look the coolest. How I paid for it is strictly confidential.
Q: How did you get to be the elite hacker you are today?
A: Reading. And luckily for you, you have a lot of information right here in front of you that I didn't. I suggest that if you want to become as good of a hacker as I, that you read through this site.
Q: Can you build a website/hack a website for me?
A: I really would love to, but I don't have the time between school and work. I just started my career at EB Games, and that takes up most of my spare time. Being 16 is quite a responsibility. Otherwise, I would.
Q: Why do you like Linkin Park so much?
A: People who met me online know that I'm a Linkin Park fanatic. While this has nothing to do with hacking, Linkin Park is the only band that I can relate with, and their music is the only thing that can help me cope with my self-angst. Their superior music abilities with their singing and lyrics just make the perfect band for me.
Q: What is this Linux/UNIX thing all about?
A: There is a reason that I don't cover Linux or UNIX in my writings. That being because NOBODY USES IT! Linux and Unix came along after Apple, which followed Windows. I have reason to believe that UNIX and Linux stole code from these two great OS's to produce what they have now -- which isn't much. Most of the time running Linux and UNIX is spent in what they call a shell, like DOS. This makes a hacker's job extremely boring and difficult. Stick to the original pros, Microsoft and Apple know what they are doing.