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    About the Elite Hackers Site

    This is the only hacking site on the internet that has nothing to do with hacking. This page reveals the real truth and cause of this site.


    Click here to read the e-mail I get from an internet full of dipshits


    About the Creator

    My real name is Richard Robinson. As of now, I'm 20 years old. I work at a local car dealership as an internal web developer working with Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP. I create web-based applications to help the higher-ups make their jobs easier. I'm currently working full time and going to school.

    About the Site

    This site was launched on June 16, 2007 in order to trick people into thinking that they were learning how to hack computer network and websites (and it has worked pretty well). It quickly gained popularity and was receiving a substantial number of hits. It was down from early January 2008 to April 1st 2008 due to a hardware failure. I signed up for web hosting, and now the site is building up traffic once again.

    I hope by now that anyone serious who comes to this site leaves with a laugh and takes NOTHING here seriously. This entire site was made to make fun of the idiot kid who I was like when I was 12. I always wanted to "learn to hack," and it took me like a year to learn that it wasn't anything like that. Yet, everyone like that at the time had their stupid Angelfire account with a black background and lime green text who thought they were Neo from the Matrix since they could "program" in HTML. Here's to you, losers.


    Fuck you. That's why.



    Every so often I have a scholar that e-mails me regarding this site. So I post the e-mail. They can be pretty funny. The link is available only on this page, so you have the privilege of reading them.

    Click here to read the e-mail I get from an internet full of dipshits

    Just for the Record...

    I really fucking hate Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Nickelback, and Hoobastank.

    Notepad is a lousy piece of shit. Use Vi. Maddox himself said anything else is for failures.

    Telnet is also a steaming pile, and you're an idiot if you use it.

    I run Linux.

    I don't know how to "hack," but I am elite.